Finance jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.