Finance jokes
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
150,000$
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.