Finance jokes
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
150,000$
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.