There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
When you get injured π’
When you get injured in America πππππ΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π©π©π©
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
My wife Jean is happy, π pretty, π and pregnant,π€° boy, π¦ am I glad π I bought her π© a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
