I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Aversion to Change
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained mammal! This joke is playing on the double meaning of the word "change." On one hand, it means transformation, like becoming a beggar. But it ALSO refers to loose coins, which beggars rely on. The joke is that the person doesn't like loose change, so they wouldn't be a good beggar. Do you get it now?