Film jokes
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Me and Who?
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Batman vs Superman?
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.