What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Batman vs Superman?
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
