Film jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.

The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.

In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

Batman vs Superman?

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)