Film jokes
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.