Film jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.

The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.

In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.

Batman vs Superman?

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.