Film jokes
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Batman vs Superman?
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.