Film jokes

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."

Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.