Film jokes

What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?

No, because it never came out...

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

The Harry Potter fanbase.