Film jokes
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Spaceballs: The Comment.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Octopussy.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!