Film jokes
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Memes
Me and Who?
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
Octopussy.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.