Film jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Spaceballs: The Comment.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Octopussy.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.