Film jokes
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
So cinema.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Batman vs Superman?
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.