Film Jokes

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

A photo of a city skyline at sunset with the Star Wars opening crawl text overlayed onto the sky. The text reads, "...Jedi... to assist the overwhelmed ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC on the critical issue of creating..." above a city at sunset. The text above the photo reads, "Thanks to less air pollution, the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text."

What is an orphan's most relatable movie?

"Home Alone."

Spaceballs: The Comment.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

Yessssss, MEaster!

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.

Octopussy.

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a sad porno?

A tear jerker.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Bra eat E.T.?

What do you call a bar run by Gungans?

Jar Jar Drinks.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!