Film jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Annie.

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

What is an orphan's most relatable movie?

"Home Alone."

Spaceballs: The Comment.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

Yessssss, MEaster!

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.

Octopussy.

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a sad porno?

A tear jerker.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Bra eat E.T.?

What do you call a bar run by Gungans?

Jar Jar Drinks.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.