Film jokes
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Memes
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Spaceballs: The Comment.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Octopussy.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.