If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
