Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
