Spaceballs: The Comment.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Octopussy.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Bra eat E.T.?
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
