Film jokes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.