Film jokes
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Cameron Boyce
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Memes
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."