Film jokes
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Memes
Probably the black guy
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Cameron Boyce
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.