Film jokes
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Cameron Boyce
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.