Film jokes
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?