What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Film Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Probably the black guy
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
