Film jokes
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."