Film jokes
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
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