Film jokes
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Memes
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.