Film jokes
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
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What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.