Film jokes
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.