Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Yo moma so stupid, that she sat on the tv and watched the couch We are in a matrix, wake up
