Matrix

Matrix Jokes

Atom

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."

Porn star

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

School Shooter

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Movie

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.