Matrix jokes
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Ratio.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Spinach
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
