Film jokes
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
WALL-E