What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject
I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Bra eat E.T.?
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
