Film jokes
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
WALL-E
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.