Pixar jokes

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"