Pixar jokes
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Here me out this would be a sad movie
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
