Pixar jokes
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Here me out this would be a sad movie
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
