Pixar jokes
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Here me out this would be a sad movie
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
