Pixar jokes

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.