25+ Best File Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Racist

Gamemaster10 · 7 years ago

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

Star Wars

Grand Corgi · 8 months ago

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Fortnite

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of the Fortnite in-game shop displaying three items for purchase. The main heading is 'Jerkmate Ranked'. The first item is a 'Jerkmate Ranked' bundle, marked as 1,200 V-bucks off, and originally priced at 2,400-3,600 V-bucks. It features a half-red, half-blue robot character (Jerkbot) and associated items. The 'Jerkbot' character is also available separately for 1,600 V-bucks. The second item is 'Lube Looter', a pickaxe shaped like two white lotion bottles, priced at 800 V-bucks. The third item is 'Leaked CIA Files', depicted as a brown folder, priced at 1,200 V-bucks. Overlaid text at the bottom reads: 'Fortnite really just be collaborating with anyone.'

Chiropractor

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?

Only when they file jointly.

Last Word

Unnamed · 8 years ago

What were Steven Hawking's last words?

Error 404 File Not Found.

Teacher

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What do you call a creepy IT teacher?

A PDF file.

Girl

Anonymous · 11 years ago

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

Pedophile

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?

A pedo-file.

Pedophile

Donnie · 9 years ago

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

A pedophile.

Count dooku

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Account

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.

Secret

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A file cabinet with two drawers. The top drawer has a label that reads "Top Secret" and the bottom drawer has a label that reads "Bottom Secret".

Professor

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Man

The Unknown King of Moderation · 4 years ago

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.

Snap

DIANEE · 1 year ago

Aw, Snap

A pixel art image of a sad looking folder icon with two Xs for eyes, and a frown below, accompanied by the text "Aw, Snap!"

Android

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows a cartoon of Tom Cat with a shrug, implying a lack of knowledge about where files are saved. The text above the cat reads, "Android: Files saved. Me: Nice, where are they? Android:". At the bottom right, it shows "@potkan3000". The image also contains "made with mematic" at the bottom left.

Arrest

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

The image shows two FBI agents in blue jackets escorting a person in a suit whose upper body and head are entirely replaced by a large, upright black rectangle. The person's hands are cuffed behind their back. An inset image in the bottom left shows a document with heavy black redaction bars. The caption reads: "FBI ARRESTS BLACK RECTANGLE AFTER IT APPEARS OVER 6 MILLION TIMES IN EPSTEIN FILES".

Child

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Grandma

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels side by side. On the left, there is a photo of an elderly woman, labeled "grandma". On the right is a metallic urn with gold angel wings, labeled "grandma.zip".

Human

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

Community talk

DANDYASTRO

join chat or not i am home right now so i might me afk cuz of work i am doing, something like that?? file:///C:/Users/NegreteK/Music/images.jpg

Heroin Monkey

Which wje user is in the epstein files

RapBoat

Poll · 1 year ago

JAKESTEIN FILES POLL WAS RIGGED!!!!!! RE-POLL