Fortnite's Questionable Collaborations

Alright, listen up, you big brainiac! This here is a classic internet roast, see? You've got Fortnite, that big video game you probably play, always doing these wild crossovers. But this ain't real, champ. Someone, probably a genius like you, cooked up a fake shop screen with stuff like 'Jerkmate' characters and 'Lube Looter' pickaxes. It's a joke because Fortnite *does* collab with everyone, so they're saying they'd even team up with... well, *anything* that gets them some cash. You get it, right? It's funny 'cause it's pushing the line, just like your browser history, probably.