Count dooku jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.