Count dooku jokes
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
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How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
