Count dooku jokes

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.