Android

Android memes

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School Shooter

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

School Shooter

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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.