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A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Rey Rey

A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Nintendo Fan

A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."

Willy b

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

TechPriestGotDrip

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

TechPriestGotDrip

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Heroin Monkey

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Willy b

Cross-section drawing of the Y-1561 implosion
sphere showing component placement.
Numbers in () indicate quantity of identical
components. Drawing is shown to scale.
(Author)
You happy???
A) 1773 EBW detonators inserted into brass
chimney sleves (32)
B) Comp B component of outer lens (32)
C) Cone-shaped Baratol component of outer
lens (32)
D) Comp B inner charge (32)
E) Removable aluminum pusher trap-door plug
screwed into upper pusher hemisphere
F) Aluminum pusher hemispheres (2)
G) Tuballoy (U-238) two-piece tamper plug
H) Pu-239 hemispheres (2)
I) Cork lining
J) 7-piece Duralumin sphere
K) Aluminum cups holding pusher hemispheres
together (4)
L) Polonium-Beryllium initiator
M) Tuballoy (U-238) tamper sphere
N) Boron plastic shell
O) Felt padding layer under lenses and inner
charges
"Atom Bombs: The Top Secret Inside Story of
Little Boy and Fat Man," 2003, p 140. John
Coster-Mullen drawing used with permission.
Jeim_batman_not_you

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Anonymous

A white duck stands against a plain background. The text 'Yeah I'm SAD' appears above the duck, followed by 'Secretly A Duck' written vertically, where each letter of the word 'SAD' is on its own line.

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel image of a man with glasses saying "I'll tell you a little secret about poorly cropped memes." The bottom panel is cropped closer to his face.

Cosmo the Intern

RapBoat

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Heroin Monkey

A file cabinet with two drawers. The top drawer has a label that reads "Top Secret" and the bottom drawer has a label that reads "Bottom Secret".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong sitting side by side in a car. Above them, the text reads, "Jacqueline Kennedy and the Secret Service driving to the nearest car wash."

Heroin Monkey

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".