Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: š
When you notice that the school shooter is female: š
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
The š¦ asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
āI like big nuts and I cannot lie!ā
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
