So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
what takes up 10 parking spaces... 5 female drivers
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
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Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
because they are Sith-ters
What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy
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I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?
So they don't whistle on the way down !
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night
other mouse : ummm...thats a bat
that asshole he told me that he is a pilot
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is google male or female female bausecuase it doenst let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke
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