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Women
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
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wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
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Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
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What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
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