Female jokes
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
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The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
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why do females scratch their heads... cus they have no balls
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
Guys, it's not looking too well...
I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.
I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.
It gets even worse...
Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more