Female jokes

A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.