Feminine Hygiene jokes

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

How did you get into the tampon 100?

Pull some strings!

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!