Feminine Hygiene jokes
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.