Feminine Hygiene jokes

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

How did you get into the tampon 100?

Pull some strings!

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.