Feminine Hygiene jokes

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

How did you get into the tampon 100?

Pull some strings!

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."