What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
Toes for hoes
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
What is the plural of goose geese what is the plural of foot feet what is The plural of moose well it ant meese
