Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
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Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove
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Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Toes for hoes
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
I've got a job defusing landmines It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school? Because he’s dead
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Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
