Feet jokes

A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"

Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.

Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye

How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?

You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?

Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

Big feet equals mini meat.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?

Because then, it would be a foot.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.