Feet Jokes

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes

the shark bit me and i feet red down my legs

Big feet equals mini meat

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what do you call a bird with no feet? a fly

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?

Because then, it would be a foot

imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad

Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.

Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.

off topic but why is the picture in the baby category feet? and nasty feet at that? what am i, dan schneider?

imma monch ur nans feet at 3 am tonight ngl

Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.

Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.

Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .

Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind