Jesus and Water

This is a pun that plays on the biblical story of Jesus walking on water. The joke suggests that because he was crucified with nails in his feet, those holes would now make it impossible for him to float or walk on water.

• Jesus
• Water
• Religion
• Hole
• Foot
• Bible

• What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? "Feet! Feet!"
• Why can't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
• What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus? Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
• Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.