Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke asks where the elephant's junk is. The answer is "on their feet," playing on the idea that if an elephant steps on you, you're screwed. Get it? It's funny because it's morbid and unexpected, like your last attempt at cooking. Also you are probably not good looking!
stephen
sick dude
AverageOrphanJokeEnjoyer
I wish to be fucked by the elephant