Feet Jokes

What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad

-Why that flight is waiting at 30,000 feet height?

-One tyre became flat. They are changing it in the middle of journey.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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send toe pics lol:)

How many foot are in feet

When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet

I’m a short joke.

I’m only five feet tall 😞

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

What shoe told feet put me on your feet

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

one day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore. It was like my skates were moving all by themselves but I decided to just roll with the situation

IF YOU ARE HAVING SEX AND YOUR FEET ARE OUT OF THE TENT IT DOESNT COUNT

Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?

A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)