I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself... - But? - ...
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
