Feel Jokes

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection."

I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣

A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs

Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns

Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.

osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.

Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us

It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈