Sensitive

Sensitive jokes

Gender

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

Man

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

Case

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

Feminist

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Memes

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

People

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

Face

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

Anatomy

What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears.

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  • Gender

    Twin Towers

    What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

    They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

    Bitch

    This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

    Wife

    Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

    Gun

    I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

    What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

    Brain

    Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

    Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

    Clarie: It was painful!

    Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

    Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

    Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

    Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

    Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

    Community

    Poll

    HELPHELP. I'm sad there r so many ppl, (who 1 I think had already started using alts) there are all way to sensitive(we'll fix that) but at the same time I'm happy cuz the sites picking up

    Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

    For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

    The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more