Intuition jokes

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)