Intuition jokes

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

Like if you know someone is emo.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.