Intuition jokes

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"