Intuition jokes

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."