I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
