Feel Jokes

A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.

"My paternal uncle died three months ago."

"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My maternal uncle died two months ago."

"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My father died last month."

"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"

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The Fast of Ramadan

In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!

Sex has not any feeling with our cousin. Be both are relative..

I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins

Why did the skeleton feel alone? He was BONEsome

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... the boat dock

Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.

Me: "WYD"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"

Me: "Without me? Lol

How did stephan Hawking died? He did have enough room for anymore ram on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that

SORRY TO HEAR YOU FEEL LIKE POO!

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There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.