Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.