Favorite jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
My favorite one 🤣
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."