Favorite jokes

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots.

My favorite joke is my life.

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?

Minesweeper.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."