Favorite jokes
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
My favorite joke is my life.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.