Favorite jokes

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots.

What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?

Minesweeper.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

My favorite joke is my life.

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.