Favorite jokes
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Memes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
My favorite joke is my life.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.