Favorite jokes
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Memes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
My favorite joke is my life.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱