Favorite jokes
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Comment your favorite sport.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's a skeleton's favorite movie?
Indiana Bones.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!