Pedophile's Favorite Shoe

This is a really dark joke that plays on the stereotype of pedophiles and the association of white vans with creepy behavior. The humor is derived from the shock value and the disturbing implication.

• Pedophile
• Van
• White
• Stereotype
• Pedofile
• Favorite

• What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear? White vans.
• What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
• What is a pedophile's favorite age range? 9-11.
• What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans. How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"