Favorite jokes
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is your favorite time of day?
Best website ever 4 chair.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?