Favorite jokes
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.