Favorite jokes
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Memes
Itâs sad but true đĽ˛
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Whatâs Bin Ladenâs favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Whatâs a pedophileâs favorite shoe? White vans.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.