Favorite jokes

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

What's an emo's least favorite show?

Dr. Phil.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?

His life insurance...

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

What is Jesus's favorite exercise?

Cross Fit.

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?

Standing Tall.