Favorite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What's Dr. Phil's least favorite music genre?
Emo.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."