Favorite jokes
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.