Favorite jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?

The orphanage.

What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

My favorite toast for parties:

May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What is the Titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."