Favorite jokes
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.