Favorite Jokes

What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator

My favorite toast for parties:

May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!!

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

what is hellen keller's favorite color

velcro

What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.