Favorite jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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