Favorite jokes

What is Jesus's favorite exercise?

Cross Fit.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?

The orphanage.

What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

My favorite toast for parties:

May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What is the Titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.