Favorite jokes
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.