Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Memes
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.