Favorite jokes
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.