Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
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What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.