What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Favorite Jokes
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
