Favorite jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
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What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.