Favorite jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Memes
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.