Favorite jokes

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

What is an orphan’s favorite beer?

Fosters.

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Aunt Arctic.

What is an orphan's favorite store?

Home Depot.

What is China's favorite restaurant?

The Pet Store.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What's a cannibal's favourite drink?

A Bloody Mary.

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

What's a convict's favorite chore?

Weeding.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

White vans.

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.

What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.