Favorite jokes
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
My favorite website.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.