Favorite jokes
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"