Favorite jokes
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jewly.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.