Favorite jokes
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.