What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Favorite Jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
