Favorite jokes
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.