Favorite jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!