Favorite jokes
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.