Favorite jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.