Favorite jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!