Favorite jokes
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.