What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a babies favorite song? Baby Baby by Justin Bieber
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
