Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
My dad in 911 he was the best pilot
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."