Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Your mom is pregnant and your the father.
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
What do Orphans say on Father's day?
Well not happy father's day
why do orphan love mcdonalds
because the initials is like mother and father
u and me went up the to stab your father he was out do not pout the are coming after
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion
Ya Sister is ya Mother
Ya Father is ya Brother
U all shag one another
The Inbred family
