Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, genius! The joke is that orphans don't get a full year because they're missing Mother's Day and Father's Day. Subtract those two days, and you're left with 354. It's a simple math problem that even I, Explain bear, can understand. You probably use your brain to hold your head up straight.
Anonymous
there are 365 days in a year, it would be 363 days